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ew why did i eat octopi once

lolz just watch.

he wonts to eat ‘is fode.

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That awkward moment when you’re smarter than tech help.

bigmamag:

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disneyfaceswap:

Cushing submitted.

Mod comment: So how about those nightmares you’ve been having?

disneyfaceswap:

I’m not sorry.

disneyfaceswap:

giogiostar submitted.

Mod comment: Eric desperately wants to leave her. Look at him. “Darn. I really was hoping she would want out of this relationship now. Things have been awkward since I woke up to her stroking my face.”

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Always say “yes” to the present moment. What could be more futile, more insane, than to create inner resistance to what already is? what could be more insane than to oppose life itself, which is now and always now? Surrender to what is. Say “yes” to life — and see how life suddenly starts working for you rather than against you. Eckhart Tolle  (via intheflowersss)

“Come hang out! But you have to get drunk. And sit in a car full of cig smoke. And don’t talk about your cats. Or your job. And don’t you dare get in a debate. Pretty much don’t be yourself at all.”

evolvinglogic:

Lol, why do I have friends?